Welcome to my world. It doesn't smell bad, exactly--I do my laundry as often as can be expected for a person my age. There's a picture of me. I'm cute, eh?

Here's something you probably didn't know about that picture. That little object there, with the blob of black and the lines coming from it? It's supposed to be my laptop. And you can't tell because this picture is too small, but I actually drew in a little QWERTY keyboard on there.

Oh, like there's such a thing as "having too much time on one's hands." It keeps me off the streets, doesn't it?

If you've already realized you want to have nothing to do with me, click on the picture above for an explanation of the Krebs cycle.