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Okey-doke, this here is fanfic. The characters and universes with which my stories are involved were created by other people. But that's okay--the First Amendment says we can play with other people's toys, even with copyrighted materials, for the purposes of parody.

Logically, it then follows that you can take the situations I've created or versions of characters I've come up with and use them for your own story. After all, I can't say that it's all right for me to play in someone else's universe, but not okay for other people to play in mine. So feel free. It would be nice if you acknowledged the inspiration--I mean, when I write a Smallville fanfic, everyone knows, "Oh, she's getting her characters from that Smallville show"--so if you wanted to drop a line at the beginning of your story, "I'm writing this as a what-might-have-happened-after Caroline's such-and-such story," that would be polite. I don't see how I can require it, though.

But don't archive my stuff, okay? And don't *copy* it. Quoting's fine, of course, if you attribute it to me. And of course you can link to it; that's what the Internet's about.

All right, I guess that's my piece.

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Yes, I know, I'm still figuring out how to make this site look good. Gimme a little time. I just want to say: none of this was possible when I was a kid. And if you do take this all for granted because you are a kid, you should skedaddle. Likewise if you think you'll be offended by adult material. There's adult material here.

Sports Night Fanfic

That Way

Casey's that way; Dan's not sure.

Not

Aw, man, it's another story where Dan and Casey don't end up together. They do have sex, though.

Not Kinky, Per Se

Danny has a thing for women's shoes. Swear to God. He mentions them fondly in at least three episodes. I would consider this a happy story.

An Elevator Story

Ooh, Dan and Casey get stuck in an elevator. In a remarkable turn of events, they don't have sex in the elevator. But they have sex later, so that's all right.

Think Piece

This takes place right after the episode in which Dan shocks the hell out of Casey by complimenting Sally's appearance. My first fic ever. A little stream-of-consciousness.

Waiting

Oh God, it's a songfic. Give it a chance, though, eh?

The Last Days Before the War

Co-authored by Lizard. This takes place after the episode "La Forza del Destino," right after Dan leaves in drunken distress and Casey tipsily says, "Now it's gettin' good" and goes after him.

The Last Days of a War

This is an AU of the story above. Turns out some people weren't so crazy about the original's ending. This one really does contain happy cheerful boink boink boink.

Final Draft

This takes place after Part I of "Draft Day." A little journey into Casey's head.

Below the Belt

A different take on what could have happened after Part I of "Draft Day."

Beaten

Dan steals Casey's sweaty gym shirt. That's it. That's the entire story.

Djibouti

Co-authored by Fox. Danny has a special day.

Can't Get No

Pay-per-view.

Smallville Fanfic

Boy

Lex rather enjoys his toy soldiers.

Triangulation

Clark tries to do his math homework.

Straight Up

Slumber party!

Shameless

I just wanted to write Clark as a skank; is that so wrong?

Focus

Whoo-hoo! I stole a shooting script! ...No, not really. I made this up. Takes place after "Hothead."

Yes

Smallville's population is 45,001. Plenty big enough for a gay bar on the outskirts of town.

Curious

Lex does his thing, and Clark just doesn't know what to do about it.

Curiouser and Curiouser

Sequel to above. The angst just keeps pilin' on.

Curious III

More of the same. Fun with kryptonite. Fun at Lex's house.

Curious IV

Same series, obviously. Still at Lex's house.

Freak

I said: "Come on, how hard would it be for the writers of 'Smallville' to give Clark some real human emotions instead of this patina of lovelorn moping? That's all I want, is for Clark to think of the implications of his superpowers beyond the professional-sports possibilities. Well, and for Clark to suck off Lex on-screen. That's all I want." So I wrote this. I didn't get to the Clark-sucks-off-Lex thing, though. Sorry.

Schmoop

Um, yeah. See title.

Coatroom

Lex *said* he spent the Luthor Christmas parties in the coatroom. This isn't my fault.

You Get Fries with That

Lex and Clark do lunch.

Oh, Baby

...There really isn't anything I can say about this one.

Bandits Fanfic

Make Out Like Bandits

Y'all gotta see the movie "Bandits." Slashiness all over the place. No spoilers in this story, really. Takes place just before the movie starts--Joe (Bruce Willis) and Terry (Billy Bob Thornton) are in jail.


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